Here are some of the most educated guys in the animal kingdom. They are excited about going back to school.
The cat who genuinely enjoys calculus
The cat who never wastes time on the internet when there’s studying to be done
The cat who spent his vacation at computer camp
The dog who actually did extra reading for french class
The cat who reads at night under the covers with a flashlight
The puppy who’s reading at three times her age-level
The turtle who’s busy perfecting his powerpoint skills
The cat who spent all her allowance on stationery
The kitten who doesn’t rely on wikipedia for everythinga
The sloth who just aced his final exam in midday napping
The kitten who regularly enters chess tournaments
The dog who has a job waiting for him at harvard
The dog who’s had his schoolbag packed for a month
The cat who stayed up all night colour co-ordinating her folders
The cat who’s writing a letter to her foreign penpal
The cat who reads british newspapers to stay up-to-date on world affairs
The dog who’s read the entire works of Tolstoy
The rabbit who wore school uniform during the vacation
The cat who asks questions in lectures
The cat who knows the librarians by name
The dog who’s completed the optional reading list
The cat who does sudoku on the school bus
The cat who always reads the business pages
The cat who skips phys ed to finish the crossword
And then this guy, who’s so clever he’s been tutoring statues all summer
